saloomy-memes:

evilbeast-moved:

moodboard for when you have to make phone calls and send emails and be professional

catasters:

justchubbycats:

workhard3r:

justchubbycats:

Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

doyouhearthunder:

eccentrica-gallumbits:

eccentrica-gallumbits:

At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.

BUT

The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.

There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?

To watch Manny.

To make sure he stays contained.

HOW COULD I FORGET TO INTRODUCE YALL TO JENNA

SHE PROTECTS THE STORAGE ROOM

Where do you work, the SCP Foundation?

voltorbo:

when you type oaky instead of okay

woodrider:

bugsandnaturethings:

thebootydiaries:

itzjessie:

thebootydiaries:

some nerd: hey do u know how to read 

 me (cool and has a skateboard): no

Wow! How can you not read? You typed it LOL.

i have a skateboard

5hiny8laze2ombie: